Kingdom of Knuffel

I'm so, so, so sorry. But you're going to end up the bystander casualty in a turf war between a gang of feral chimera and a lone vampire who contracted rabies while consorting with some local bats.

You're going to be alone for your whole life because everyone's always scared as hell by Medusa

You will find a hidden treasure while digging in the garden

You're going to end up getting everything you ever wanted and it will be good.

You're going to become a god and be enshrined for life in the middle of the forest

You're going to be swallowed by a flood of liquid gold and will later become a statue.

You will end up always wondering who planted the first sunflower.

You'll receive so much flowers you're going to be buried under them

You're going to decide to clean your refrigerator where you'll find the book you lost last summer.