Kingdom of Knuffel

You're fated to rescue an ambiguous furred creature, who will turn out to be an envoy from another realm that brings you back as Ambassador of our planet. Good luck, please represent us well!

You're fated to become a lycanthrope and eat a couple of friends.

You're fated to eat so much cake that you eventually burst.

You are fated to stumble across lost treasure and spend the rest of your life dealing with the annoying fallout of sudden fame and fortune.

You're going to meet the prince of Kofk and not realize it because we all knoz that masks are very effective

Your fate -hm.
I think you'll spend your life working earnestly to capture magical criminals and believe that to be your legacy, but the children's story you wrote as a hobby in your off-hours will become super famous and for centuries after you are gone, the children's story is what your name will be associated with.
Even if you probably did save the world a few times from supervillains, no one remembers that when they can focus on the story.

You’re fated to always be hungry.

you're fated......to change your avatar soon. xD

You're fated to go live and take care of the Care Bears.

you're fated to dress up like a teletubby