Kingdom of Knuffel

You're a gargoyle who's slowly becoming human and one day you'll be one and loose your wings.

Your fate is to remain a Zombie until you find your one true love whom doesn't know you're 'alive'

Flowers are going to grow on your hair until your entire head is covered with them.

You are going to write so much that your lips will continue to sew themselves shut.

You're going to sleep in an igloo tonight. And the night after. And the night after too.

You're going to use up all your ink and have to go gathering more ingredients.

Your halo is going to flya way.

You're going to become an indentured servant to your cats.

You're fated to run a magical pawn shop and be continually mistaken for an enchanted mannequin; people keep thinking you're part of the merchandise being sold.

You are fated to turn all of your loved ones and enemies alike into stone statues, where they will forever lie in a decrepit garden while you weep under a flower tree.