Kingdom of Knuffel

"Put that tongue back in your mouth!"

How many times do I have to tell you? No dragons allowed in the living room!

Please stop drinking so much.

My child, don't you think that fork is a bit too pointy to have on our table?

I thought we said no more pets?

I wish you'd add a bit more colour dear, you look so pale!

It's cold at night, don't stay out for too long!

If you don't look at where you're going you're going to hurt yourself, or worse. Please stop this stupid fashion.

Please, put down that fork. You'll hurt yourself!