Kingdom of Knuffel

You are going to get attacked by a turtle

(i actually own a turtle lol. hope that's not foreshadowing lol. XD)

you're fated to meet up with an old school teacher

Actually, I was thinking of a sea turtle so you should be fine.
Seeing one of my teacher would be SO fun considering we're not supposed to be in the same country.

You are going to go to a barbecue this week end

PFTHAHA.
oooooooh now THAT would be interesting!

you're fated to witness a sinkhole right in front of you

That actually happens regularly, it's kinda scary

You will eat curry for dinner

what srslyy? are the roads that bad?

no curry, but i had kfc lol.

you're fated to fall asleep when someone snaps their fingers

It's not much that the roads are bad, what's underneath is old and collapse from time to time

You're going to find a new mobile game and play too much on it

You're fated to search and search and finally find the perfect burgundy lipstick.