Kingdom of Knuffel

It's your destiny and deepest desire to fill the world with rose gardens.

Your halo will never be straight and you'll be forever seen as someone who can't follow rules.

You'll always try and try but you'll never be able to get your story out and onto paper.

You're going to loose sight in both eyes

You're going to be persecuted for blasphemy but eventually inspire an entirely new faith, and attain mythological status.

You're going to run into a cat and loose your tail in the fight.

You're going to get sap stuck in your hair, have to go to a stylist to remove it without cutting it, and make a lifelong friend in the person you meet there.

You're going to be buried alive under all the flowers you seem to collect.

You're going to start to hear voices and you will eventually begin to do what they say.

You're going to go on a blind date and meet someone who doesn't work at all for you, but you are going to set them up in turn with a friend and then watch as they promptly get together. Shortly after you'll find yourself becoming consulted more and more often by your friends and acquaintances until you are the unofficial matchmaker for your county!