Kingdom of Knuffel

You're going to open a restaurant

You’re fated to feel like you’re about to melt in this 40 degree heat

LOL it's so darn hot lately, is it like this everywhere? xDDD

You're fated to discover your cat dipped its paw in your drink only after taking a sip. :(

No idea but there’s like an almost permanent heat warning here lol.

You’re fated to find out that your pet rabbit escaped from its enclosure and wreaked havoc around your house.

If I remember well Moon Star's also Canadian so both of your "here" are the same place XD
Tokyo's hot as well but Tokyo is hot every summer. They say it's hotter than usual but I don't even feel it anymore.

You're going to stop drinking hot tea and move on to ice tea

You're fated to be sucked into a black hole and isekai'd to another universe.

you're fated to be bombarded by computer malware

You're going to loose your glasses

You're fated to come down with the hiccups

Happens all the time

Your favorite tea is going to be discontinued