Kingdom of Knuffel

you are the tour guide

You are a member of the border patrol, in the snowy reaches of the kingdom. You keep watch for illicit activities, catch smugglers and bandits, and do a sad amount of paperwork. The most common excitement is actually doing search and rescue work, since of course you are very familiar with the regions under your aegis.

You work with all the fauna of the kingdom's forests, researching and documenting new species, just as much as ensuring the continued protection of the well-established ones.

You run the mortuary associated with the official KofK Catacombs, which are maintained by a large volunteer organization full of very hardy souls who aren't scared by much. Every once in a while you like to amuse yourself by testing that....

You’re the main apiculturist of the kingdom, coordinating all other beekeepers to ensure a constant supply of honey and honey-derived products, all the while also fighting to save the bees!

You teach anatomy, and sometimes do a special class where you use facepaint and bodypaint to illustrate where the bones are....

That would be such a cool class though! Or someone who tattooed an anatomically-correct skeleton onto themselves, lol

I'm running out of ideas, but I think you run a petting zoo of sorts, all the while teaching about the environment and durability. :)

You're the Queen's personal assassin.

You're a music idol, who is currently trying to film a piece in the national park near the castle. Only people keep interrupting the filming to ask you for an autograph...

You're the best cosplay artist in the kingdom! If someone needs an outfit created for an event, you're the one to ask!