Kingdom of Knuffel

All you wanted in this world was beauty. But before knowing it, thousands of years had passed and all the jewelry and sparkly things you had collected had no meaning to it. Before falling into depression and frustration, you had decided to open up a little shop to sell your items! From now on, you guide the misled and grant them a charm, with your own little magic casted on it...

You're fated to be the greeter of newly born spirits, mentoring them as they learn to use or misuse their powers and discover their path. What you choose to teach them -or not- has great, if subtle, impact that spreads and lasts, though few can trace the trends to your hand.

Remember that spell you've been working on this past few weeks? Well, tonight you'll try it out, for like a hundredth time, but this time it will finally work. And not just work improperly, it will work just the way you wanted! when you finally make it your patent, you will become one of the most famous mages of all. There will be songs sung about you and your name will be listed in the books of history of magic. Some kids will be your devoted fans and you will have the respect you deserve to get.

You're going to get lost in the cold winter wilderness. Anywhere else that might be the end of you, but this is KofK! You'll end up wandering into a fairy tale and a disguised fairy will "happen to stumble across you" and take you home to test you. You'll work for them without complaint and be rewarded handsomely in the end, although you shall never see home again.

You are a mythical creature who has to look after the garden you live in for all eternity~

You're going to win the rodeo you've entered, and be offered a lucrative modeling contract on the spot by a talent-spotter who happened to be one of the spectators.
Eventually you'll transition into doing stunt-work, until a bad fall takes you out of the running. Fortunately the insurance pay-off was handsome and you'll enjoy yourself doing quieter things.

After few weeks of meditation that went on to months. You have mastered the art of zen. but there's so much household chore that needs to be done,

You are fated to be a disposer of fate -you watch over your special charges and give them just the right amount of challenge and reward, developing the character of future rulers in your guise as fairy godmother.

You're going to have enough children to take over the world

You're going to fall in love with Frosty The Snowman. Unfortunately all he ever wants to do is play with children (you don't question why), and you are destined to be lovelorn.