Kingdom of Knuffel

You are the absolute ruler of the Cult of Chaos.

And you sideline as a professional storyteller for Children's Hour at the local library. Just as a hobby. Shhhhh!

lol what, how specific!

i think you're the gardener, but you only plant berries.

Well, as it happens, I had you mixed up with someone else. Look at you, clearly you are a denizen of the air above the kingdom, and not a dweller on the land itself.
So maybe you're an ambassador to the Cloud Giants!

You run a stand selling picnic baskets and blankets.

you use your abilities to make everyone wear pink!

You teach at the Royal University, and although your field is not listed, specifically, those in the know are all aware that you handle the Problem Students.
The ones of too much promise to just kick out, or whose status is... complicated.

You cultivate a rare breed of strawberry, the sweetest sunburst on ones palate, that only you have the magical green thumb for. And only the King and Queen are allowed to eat any.

You run the nature preserve.

You run a Patisserie!
The best French pastries in the Kingdom.

You run the 500th page lottery!