Kingdom of Knuffel

You're going to feed all the deer in the world and one day become one yourself.

You're going to attract the notice of the Easter Bunny, who will fall in love with you and leave you gorgeously decorated eggs as courting-gift for the rest of your life.
(Easter Bunny not being noticeably articulate, I'm not sure if you'll ever figure out what's going on, though)

You're going to be so invested in your search for rainbows that you're going to become one yourself

You're fated to wander lost in the forest, under a curse, spawning legends and myths as the various attempts to free you each fail quietly, until one day long in the future you save yourself.

You are going to have dark periods of time in your life but they will always come to an end and things will be okay.

You are fated to become the guardian fairy of the northern woods in the Kingdom of Knuffel. It will be quite a job! But you are destined to be so good at it, you will spawn a whole new collection of fairy tales.

You are fated to waste silly amounts of time each morning deciding what to wear, until you finally give up and make your entire wardrobe rainbow-colored.

You look like a ghost writer now, but you will be detected and write your own book - with your name on the Cover! It will sell good and you will become a well-know in your type of books. Stay true to yourself and you will win a worthy life.

You are fated to get mistaken for a fairy godmother and people begin inviting you to every naming celebration. Soon you end up studying with the fairies just for a better notion of how to handle it, and then eventually become one yourself!

You are fated to spend eternity wandering around. You refuse to stop and ask for directions.