Kingdom of Knuffel

You are fated to clean up an over-enthusiastic cupid's messes... why are they always so irresponsible with those arrows?!

You are fated to work in a hair shop working 0ff your debt for hair dye color.

You're going to fall into the Bermuda Triangle and disappear from your previous life, only to find yourself transported to a new realm, where you will quickly become an important force for progress!

You are destined to become a Wandering Elf warrior. The curse will only be broken after you have delivered all the Candy Caravan to the townspeople of Ooh

you'll eventually have to have your beauty mark removed by a dermatologist because you never put any sun screen on your pale skin

Maybe one day you'll stumble upon the right person and finally become a real girl. (you look like a doll)

You're fated to leave a trail of dewdrops wherever you go; they fall from your staff and encourage flower growth.

you're fated to forever struggle when looking for sunglasses

Ha ha ha ha, so true, so true.


Your fate is to create an epic poem, gradually over your life time. It started almost by accident but now each month you immortalize the happenings around you into a few verses, weaving the chronology of your time into the narrative of a story. After you are gone this will be discovered among your things and become one of the greatest and well-known works in the history of the kingdom, spawning whole new genres as countless imitators attempt to recapture the fresh originality and clear insight you used.

Started a skateboard company and became a millionaire.