jacobgrey-Ok, the first thing you need to do is breathe. XD *hugs* Everything will be fine. When I was pregnant I couldn't get a home pregnancy test to work on me and I tried several. I finally went to the doctor and I was two months pregnant. I don't know why the test worked at the doctor's office but not at home. *shrugs* That didn't give me much faith in the home pregnancy test. Having said that, that was back in 1996 so I'm sure they're better now. Either way, you may or may not be pregnant but if you get stressed it's not good for you or the baby, or for trying to get pregnant. Sorry if I sound preachy, I'm just trying to help. XD You'll get there if you're not already pregnant. I've heard so many people say that it happens when you stop trying. I think the act of trying and checking to see if you're pregnant causes too much stress. Things work better when we're relaxed. Also, I don't know if you're doing this already or not, but after um...baby-making practice

you could try elevating your lower half with pillows and not getting up for a while. Let gravity do its thing.
Moi-Through straws. XD That's not good enough but it did crack me up. XD
O.O Ok, but you'll look more like a villain. XD What will your superpowers be?