Kingdom of Knuffel

Fated to break more nails than you can count

She is going to invent portable wings when she grows up so she could fly like the kite she loved so much when she was young

You are going to transform into a fairy and have your whole meaning of life changed

When your dragon has eaten enough small birds it will grow strong enough to carry you aloft, and the two of you will fly forth as vigilantes, bringing justice to those who hide beyond the reach of the law.

The book you're holding is seemingly short but upon further inspection it's actually never ending and so you'll be reading it for the rest of your life.

She is going to become the most beautiful nymph in the kingdom and people are going to stay in line just to admire her beauty

You are fated to become the RiddleMaster of the Tri-Kingdom Championships!

You are going to go down in history as one of the only people that hasn't seen Captain EO the movie.

You are gonna become an angel, lucky you!

You are fated to recognize the strings of fate in everyone around you and learn to play them until you become an agent of Fate yourself.