Kingdom of Knuffel

I get cramps with mine

Thanks Hei!

I hate cramps.

So roommate got some bad news today
Apparently a kid of a friend of hers ODed on heroin and is either gonna die or be brain-dead
That kid was a friend of her kid, so obviously she knows the kid
She was all het up over it, crying and stuff
So I start bringing down my stuffed animals
Mostly unicorns
Here's a few, she's starting to laugh at the one's fluffball design
Here's a few large unicorns
Dump a garbage bag of unicorns on her head
Here's a few more big ones
"That was plenty, I'm good"
Yeah, well, here's the last garbage bag of unicorns
She was buried in unicorns, we got her to feel better

I don't have enough unicorns

That was really cool of you.

Yeah I don't have enough My Little Ponies. Though I hate the new one's with the big ugly heads and big ugly eyes. I really want some Sweetheart Sister ponies and the old Breezies. They were so freaking cute!

The MLP fanbase puts me off the series entirely
You know which part

Mom and I are pretty sure that isn't even all of my unicorns she got to see
We told her they poop skittles
And now they pee starbursts cuz the bags were automatically mixed and not enough time to sort
Two bags worth
With the smallest unicorn
Implication of the bigger the unicorn, the larger the dump XD

Edit: oh, potato farts. Used the mule
Guess how many unicorns I have (I don't know the number myself)

20?

I think higher

60?
Count them someday. XD

When I can get to my box of MLPs I'll count them. I have mainly vintage, but the G3 were close to vintage looking so I have them too. I think I once counted 40.

Maybe?
But I have unicorn ornaments and stuff too

Lol wow.