I honestly wish I could just kill my older brother. He constantly demands money for cigarettes and traffic tickets (whatever they may be called), and the money he earns he just uses for his overpriced iPhone that he still begs my parents to help him pay off. What use do you even have for it?
He thinks only of himself and thinks the world revolves around him, he takes all the food he can and never bothers asking if it's for us or if he can eat it, he just ruins everything for everyone. Get a clue.

You say that I just stay at home all the time and play on the computer too much? Well bitch please. I require not even a quarter of the money you ask for, spent on your obnoxious demands which you just expect to be met, just to survive. And where do you come from, saying I'm jealous of you? I tell you the food is for everyone, and you dare say "I don't give a damn" and eat it anyways? Then you just expect mom and dad to be all like, oh well, you were hungry, so although we haven't eaten yet, you can take it without our permission, when we're not even home to stop you. How about you take the time to realize you're not alone in this house?

When will you start pulling your own weight around and stop relying on our parents so much? You're old enough to live in an apartment, so do so before I have to resort to murder.