Kingdom of Knuffel

I'll just be taking your hair, one moment please. *Takes out electric razor*

"Grog" is going to try to be all smooth and suave and sweet-talk that flower in your hair from you as a keepsake...

A suave Wuffel. The mind boggles.

I mean, he could just ask and I'd probably give it. But a sweet-talking Wuffel would be too good a sight to pass up. xD

I guess I'll be taking your skin though, which might be a pretty bad deal... *Takes out a razor* >:D

Definitely want your capricorn horns

Oooh, is that coffee? A coffee-dunked donut sounds delicious...

/steals your teacup, and then stares at its contents suspiciously.

Wait, IS this coffee?

I'm stealing your donut

Well, now that I don't have a donut there's no need for the coffee.


I'll go for a swim instead. *steals your setting*

I'm stealing your horse!

I want your adorable freckles

I want whatever is dangling down your forehead!