Kingdom of Knuffel

A wereduck, what a great neologism xD

The wereduck sounds slightly terrifying :D

The app sounds interesting though... Must not install more games to waste time on... Ahhh!

Some mallards got pretty close to me. They’re bigger than I expected, but smaller than the wereduck.

I pestered my dad for a picture of the wereducks when we ran into them again.

Do you have a picture of it now then?

Yes. They were happily hunting for food, so we left quickly lest they get ideas...

Haha, that might be safer, yes ;)
You wouldn't want to be transformed into a wereduck yourself by their bites, after all ;)

One of my friends in the Bay Area says they have extremely aggressive large waterfowl there. They scare dogs away? Maybe?

Wereducks exist, and these stories are proof.

I met a very aggressive and nosy swan once, but never a duck like that :D