I don't know how to apply makeup at all. My husband bought me a brush set for xmas. I still need to try to use them. I'm scared of poking out my eye though.

Whoops. Poor eyes.
Tell them you did it on purpose. Black eyes are the style. Lol.

Oh yah. I feel that. I got some Kat von d lipstick stain stuff and it stays on pretty good. It's very drying though. But it's better than having to reapply shit every two seconds. Lol.

lol I've poked myself in the eyes many times but never with eyeshadow brushes. It's usually with powder brush when I'm trying to get foundation powder close enough to my eyes that I end up poking myself in the eyes.

Yeah, usually just take a bit on your brush, tap it off on the edge of the table so it's not too much, then swipe it on. You can blend it out or add more if it's not even but always start with a light shade. Or you could just tell them it's smokey eyes.

lol you could always try eating them. They often don't taste as nice as they smell, though.

I like Covergirl Outlast liquid lipstick. You swipe it on and keep your mouth open for a couple of minutes for it to set and then it's there all day long. You also get this lipbalm for when your lips feel too dry. I also have the Rimmel Provocalips and I hear it's better than Covergirl one but I feel like Rimmel ones are patchier on me. But they were super confusing when I first tried it, though. I didn't know you were supposed to keep your mouth open and not do anything for a couple of minutes for it to set and so I just swiped the lip balm stuff on right away and it took off all my lipstick right away, of course.

Ouch. Now y all scaring me with the eye poking stories. Lol.

I don't have any foundation or concealer. I need to get some. My skin is so pale though, hard to match anything.

Ew, don't eat the chapstick. The consistency would be super gross. Lol. I bet it would coat your tongue and you'd have to brush your teeth really hard to get it all out of your mouth.

Do they have funky colors? I feel like most drug store makeup don't come in the crazy fun colors I like. Lol.

I hate that makeup often doesn't come with instructions. How do I do this new weird thing??? Lol.

lol it doesn't hurt THAT bad... I mean, brushes are super soft. It's like poking yourself with eyelashes. Many many eyelashes. At the same time.

Oh yeah. Maybe look in Asian lines. We like to wear foundation paler than our own skin tone. orz Concealer is pretty handy in keeping powder in place, though. Like eyeshadow.

lol I've seen children eat chapstick. And dogs. They don't seem to mind. But then again, I've eaten things as a child that grosses me out now.

Not the ones I was talking about, but their Katy Kat, Exhibitionist, and Melting Pout lines have pretty funky colours. I'm eyeing their Cobalt Kitty gloss.

OMG, right? I'm looking at cream eyeshadow looks right now to figure out how the fuck I use them. All I've got's cream shadows right now, too.

I guess I'll just be careful. Lol.

I should. I hear Asian makeup is real nice. Do you cover face in foundation and then put concealer where you gonna put extra stuff? Like eyelids and lips? When I see makeup tutorials they're always putting triangles under their eyes.

Kids and dogs are gross. I do not trust their decision making skills.

Ooo, links. I like links. Checks out.

I think with that you need like a super thick brush. With a lot of hairs. I'm not positive though. Lots of the videos I watch they put everything everywhere. Lol. They don't care. Lipstick as eyeshadow and blush. Though they do warn before hand that some lipsticks aren't eye safe so you gotta watch for that.

I'm completely covered in various types of scars. I scar really easily. You should see my back and butt. Looks like I have some weird ass disease. (pun! ha!) So many pocks. I wanna get my butt completely tattooed over. Make something pretty out of all the scars.