Kingdom of Knuffel

They're okay, but not necessary to go to

The way property is, prolly lol

There's food. Quality varies on location
If it's seasonal, try for an early weekend, they tend to be fairly dead
Even Disney World has peak and off peak times. For them, September and early October tend to be dead

Okay that's a bit much. If ya look hard enough, you'll find inbreeding anywhere

I like Skyrim. It's really fun. I've been playing Fallout. Can't wait for the new one to come out. And it looks like there's gonna be a new elder scrolls semi soon.


I don't go to amusement parks very often. I think that they can be fun if it's not too hot. I hate roller coasters. I'm terrified of heights.
Some rides I can't do because of my eds. Nothing that throws you around or anything. lol.

I do like the food there. Funnel cakes and elephant ears are awesome. So nummy.


I wanna go to Disney world super bad. But I dislike children. lol. So I'm gonna have to go when no one else goes. I need to look it up at some point.

PASSPORTER IS YOUR BEST NON-DISNEY FRIEND

https://passporter.com

No seriously
They have gotten offers to become officially Disney-approved but turned it down so they're getting authentic experiences so ratings of everything can be as accurate as possible. And yes, everything. Rides, food, hotels, everything
They even list when WDW is busy and when it isn't
Downside is that a lot of stunt stuff will be down during off peak, but a 40 minute listed wait being, at most, ten, is great

Late September, early October is good

They even have books you can buy, put in plans and stuff, so it's all organized

Oh, that looks cool.
I would probably like early October then. That way it's a little cooler and there's Halloween stuff!

Well I'm disabled and use a cane to walk around so I think that I wouldn't have to worry about lines. Which is nice.


I think that most have churros too. Especially in Texas. lol.

Are there even any desert parts in texas? Idk. I am horrible at anything to do with geography.

Maybe you could get used ones for cheaper? They're sooo good. What game station you got?

Texas: desert
Oklahoma: dust bowl

There's also single rider lines for if you're going solo. They prefer to keep every car filled so lines go as fast as possible, so if there's five people on a six person car, a solo rider gets the sixth seat

Halloween stuff was up in September, as I recall
For food: if there's a theme going on, don't expect top tier food, those places tend to be more about the atmosphere. It's still good, just not quite as good as other places
Get a meal plan
Three types of credits:
•full service (so a sit-down place. Teppan Edo would be an example of one)
•quick serve (these ones are more serve yourself buffets or fast food treatment where you oreder here, pick up there, and find somewhere to sit. But higher quality than fast food)
•snack (don't think I need to explain this one)
Turkey legs are considered a quick serve credit and they're huge. Only order if you're part of a group that wants a leg, and get exactly one
Because they're huge. And yummy
And sold in only one place: in the innovation area of Epcot
There's also this thing or other, I don't think it's locked to, say DVC or any other Disney group, but pretty much you drop your luggage off at the airport and they take care of the rest. Next time you see it it's in your room. Comes with a ride on the Disney Magical Express, which takes you and others to their hotels
Has this video guide on how it all works and is followed by video shorts
And it works for heading home, too
There's a luggage drop-off at the hotels you drop it off at and you don't worry about it until you're at your home airport
Staying at a hotel and just bought a bunch of stuff because overspending is super easy? Oh, there's this whole thing, fill out a little sheet, they take your stuff, and next day it's at the hotel gift shop for pickup. We had exactly one bad experience with this and when the staff saw, they were going "wtf this ain't right", in a Disney-approved fashion, obv
It was the end of the trip so we couldn't get a replacement right away, so one was shipped, and that one came out in one piece
Sister loves Tigger. Her favorite scene is when he first introdices himself to Pooh. Her hunny got her a glass sculpture of that scene. When it showed up box looked fine on the outside, but inside, completely trashed. One thin piece of bubble wrap
Very much weird for Disney. Not sure how or why
The replacement one, as I recall, was practically buried six feet under, but bubble wrap in a box
I think there was a refund too, though all that was asked for was a replacement

But yeah, broken is an anomaly, and they make damn sure that you're happy with the end result after they hear about it, which is generally, at the very least, a replacement
Which hear tell is you could have something wear out from constant use over the years and you could just be giving a story on how loved whatever it is was and if they still have it, they'll send you a new one
Also, if you're buying something big, like a kimono, they do ask about budget, and no budget makes them happy. Then they're only restricted by what you like, and even then, they'll try and keep your budget low
When I got mine, the kimono itself was only $85. Add on all the additional things, about $250. Stuff like obi, geta, tabi, etc
And then they made sure that if my arms got full, take what I had and put it behind a register
I spent about $600 that day there LOL