Kingdom of Knuffel

I’ll give you an aquarium.

Have season tickets to the opera.

I'll give you pretty diamond studs.

I am giving you a lifetime supply of cake

I'll give you some green onion pancakes. With an extra container of dipping sauce.

I'll give you a spice rack.

i'll give you some sweet and sour chicken wings.

Have a rubber duckie. It's possessed, and speaks true prophecies if you float it in a basin of water under the light of a full moon.

i'll give you a prism with a laser pen

I am giving you a cute pen