Kingdom of Knuffel

Like an "I see you, you're not fooling anyone" sort of cry? Or a "Mommy quick come make this go away!" sort of cry? Or an "I know there's prey there, why can't I kill it?" cry?

I have no idea

I need more cats in my life. Who do I know who has a cat they'd let me come over and cuddle? Hmmmmm.

My house was built around 1900s. And I'll hear a noise like someone walking around and Jossy will either be at school or down with my mom and I and right now we're the only ones home. So I know my house is haunted. My cats will also stare at nothing. And I sometimes hear talking or just voices period. It's creepy.

Visited my dad. Turns out it he had a stroke. He says it's coagulating, but it's slow. He may end up on disablilty. Which means I'll be taking care of both parents. I got the shock of my life. He told my brother and I that according to the doctors, from the pain he was in he shouldn't have been able to wake up the second time. We almost loss him. So thank god (no offense to your beliefs) that he was able to get up and go to the hospital. He called our mom after we left, but didn't tell her, so I'm not going to tell her. I don't want her getting upset. I'll just have to keep a tight eye on him.

What is it with dads surviving shit that should've killed them?
My dad's first heart attack should've killed him and he's still here

They want to be around to drive us nuts and tell us bad dad jokes. XD

Must be

When did simple pun jokes become known as "Dad Jokes"?