Kingdom of Knuffel

Dear, your dragon is too young to go outside with you, you need to give it some training first or something will happen.

Alright, time to find the perfect pumpkin! Although, did you have to dress to match...?

I think we already talked about it and I know you admire grandpa a lot but could you stop trying to look like him and take this eyepatch off?

I know you're very excited for Halloween, but please dear, at least wait until October before you start decorating everywhere

Are you.. getting married? Seriously? Don't you think it's a bit too early for that?

It's getting cold, please close the window

It's a bit cold for a crop top, don't you think dear?

Oh no, please stop playing with that staff you're going to break the china again.

Did you grow horns?? Oh dear, what mess have you gotten into this time?

No you can't pretend you're a magician in a museum, they're going to think it's a weapon and not let you come in with it anyway