Kingdom of Knuffel

You are fated to transform into a teeny tiny pumpkin on your 27th birthday. Having prayed for children for years, your parents eventually found you in their pumpkin patch and raised you as a regular human, but you all knew that one day, you would have to return to your (heh) roots.

More ribbons are going to grow out from your ears

Your fate is to plant the most beautiful, popular patch of pumpkins in all the lands, each of them rife with seasonal magic. People visit from far and wide just to buy even the tiniest one!

You're going to loose hearing in your animal ears but not in your human ears

You are fated to be bitten by the Vampire Lord, thus sealing your fate as his eternal bride.

You're gonna run a fashion line where the clothes are solely blue and pink

You're going to miss the photo chance of your life because you can't move your arms freely

You're fat is getting to addicted to drinking blood from wineglasses that soon you'll be the only one left around.

You're going to get trapped in your own curtains

You're going to take a drink from that glass and realize someone replaced all the good stuff with Koolaid!