Kingdom of Knuffel

You will open a haunted library that only appears during Halloween. To the good kids you reccomend stories that have scary elements, but happy endings which will bless them with plentiful candy during thier Trick or Treating. For the bad, only your most scary stories with no happy ends in sight, gaurunteed to give them nightmares and erase the craving for sweets for at least a week.

You will become the general of the angel army

Your fate is to have a spell backfire that ends up causing a great explosion. You survive it but end up having to go into exile because you are not trusted with magic anymore.

You are going to be arrested

You are going to constantly smell something burning.

Oh noes!
the gingerbread man turns into sugar that melts and you are left covered in sticky sugar for the rest of your life!

You find a mystical cave just outside your house, and spend the rest of your life unraveling it's mysteries

You are going to become the headmaster of your old school

You are fated to seek the means to become a real human for a hundred years, until your body finally breaks down into nothing but ragged old pieces of weathered porcelain.

You are going to live in a world where it is alway Christmas