Kingdom of Knuffel

You are the farmer

You're the physical education coach at the Knuffel Kingdom Middle School.
You try hard to motivate all of your students, even the ones who aren't very physically adept.

You work at the aquarium and take good care of all the animals there.

You are a tour guide who specializes in dramatizing particular periods of history. You dress in period clothing and research the popular figures and stories of the time, and arrange with a local restaurant to feed your groups a meal featuring specialties from that era. Every month you switch it up, so you have many groups who have standing reservations, and the schools all arrange a monthly field trip for their top students. You're very successful!

You're the top herpetologist around! You also teach classes on all your favorite reptiles and take care to dismiss people's misconceptions.

You are Chief Mourner. You run a funeral parlor that specializes in magical protections to keep the dead from returning in cursed states (no zombies on your watch!) and you help to keep the number of ghosts low by making sure that everyone is mourned properly.

(Oh dear, but what if I want zombies to run amok? Can I also run a side business that specializes in making revenants? Then I can make thousands by scaring people into using my services, with a bonus of zombie slaying when I get bored! Mwahahah!)

Anyways, your job is to bake magical confectioneries! You infuse various curses, cures, spells and magical protections in your baked goodies, which activate when they are eaten!

Your favourites are the harmless prank donuts which turn people’s hair the same colour as the jelly in them, but you are suspected of casting instant death on some of your bubblegum... Guess you’ve stepped on one too many sticky leftovers on the street, huh?

Moon Star, I want to read the urban fantasy series with that premise. So badly! Can I convince you to turn author? A realm where the local gang runs zombie enforcer-hordes, but for all the public worry and posturing over the gangs, the real power lies with the ones who had the power to *make* the zombies, only they're quiet, "law-abiding" business people, pillars of the community, and no one suspects....



Okay, your new job for the kingdom is to write its best-selling novels!

You sell donuts, obviously.

I think you write travel guides and design adventure packages for tourists.

Clearly you also do a lot of promotional work, too, for look how fancy....