Funny Conversations
Posted: May 11th, '17, 07:02
I didn't see this topic, so I hope I'm not creating a second one. At least not a second new one.
Anyways here's a few funny convos I've had or heard.
Me: You can eat a cow, you can eat a goat, and you can eat a dragon. You can milk a cow, you can milk a goat, but by no means necessary can you milk a dragon.
My Mom: Who'd want to milk a dragon?
Me: You'd be surprised.
Okay in my defense when I had this next conversation, I was pregnant. This had happened before my mom's back got so bad that she ended up disabled. So at the time my mom could drive. I forget where we were going though.
Me: *sees a kid about to run out into the street* MOM!
Mom: *stops*
Me: *to my mom, I'm mad as heck* Sheesh! This isn't some country where there is little to no vehicle traffic and you can run around the streets all willy-nilly! This is America! We run over little kids!
Mom: We do?
Me: I'm pregnant. Humor me. *laughs*
My daughter was sharing marshmallows with me.
Joslyn: One for you...two for me...one for you...two for me...
Me: XD
Joslyn: *talking about a semi-truck* Mom! That truck doesn't have a butt!
Me: What?
Joslyn: Look! See that truck?
Me: Yes?
Joslyn: It has no butt!
Me: Okay... XD
Us: *Go past a business that has semi-trucks and their trailers.*
Joslyn: Mom! Look! There's the butts! Why did he leave his butt?
Me: I don't know Honey.
A few days ago my dad took my daughter outside for me while I finished something up. A few minutes later I come out.
Joslyn: Okay Grandpa you can go inside now.
Me: Show your love for your Grandpa.
Joslyn: *very serious* I love you Grandpa. *walks away after Grandpa says I love you too*
Me and my dad: *trying not to laugh loud*
My dad talking to my (at the time) two year old niece on his cell phone. He told us what was said by Alice. Oh so you know she has a baby sister.
Dad: Hi Alice!
Alice: Hi Grandpa! Look at the baby Grandpa! Look at the baby!
Dad: Uhhh...Alice I can't-
Alice: Look at the baby Grandpa! Look at the baby!
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The ones from my daughter kill me the most.
So do you have any funny conversations?
Anyways here's a few funny convos I've had or heard.
Me: You can eat a cow, you can eat a goat, and you can eat a dragon. You can milk a cow, you can milk a goat, but by no means necessary can you milk a dragon.
My Mom: Who'd want to milk a dragon?
Me: You'd be surprised.
Okay in my defense when I had this next conversation, I was pregnant. This had happened before my mom's back got so bad that she ended up disabled. So at the time my mom could drive. I forget where we were going though.
Me: *sees a kid about to run out into the street* MOM!
Mom: *stops*
Me: *to my mom, I'm mad as heck* Sheesh! This isn't some country where there is little to no vehicle traffic and you can run around the streets all willy-nilly! This is America! We run over little kids!
Mom: We do?
Me: I'm pregnant. Humor me. *laughs*
My daughter was sharing marshmallows with me.
Joslyn: One for you...two for me...one for you...two for me...
Me: XD
Joslyn: *talking about a semi-truck* Mom! That truck doesn't have a butt!
Me: What?
Joslyn: Look! See that truck?
Me: Yes?
Joslyn: It has no butt!
Me: Okay... XD
Us: *Go past a business that has semi-trucks and their trailers.*
Joslyn: Mom! Look! There's the butts! Why did he leave his butt?
Me: I don't know Honey.
A few days ago my dad took my daughter outside for me while I finished something up. A few minutes later I come out.
Joslyn: Okay Grandpa you can go inside now.
Me: Show your love for your Grandpa.
Joslyn: *very serious* I love you Grandpa. *walks away after Grandpa says I love you too*
Me and my dad: *trying not to laugh loud*
My dad talking to my (at the time) two year old niece on his cell phone. He told us what was said by Alice. Oh so you know she has a baby sister.
Dad: Hi Alice!
Alice: Hi Grandpa! Look at the baby Grandpa! Look at the baby!
Dad: Uhhh...Alice I can't-
Alice: Look at the baby Grandpa! Look at the baby!
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The ones from my daughter kill me the most.
So do you have any funny conversations?