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I laugh...
When things are funny.  35%  [ 47 ]
So I don't cry.  19%  [ 26 ]
By myself alone in a room.  19%  [ 26 ]
Haha hahahaha.  27%  [ 36 ]
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 Post subject: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Apr 17th, '19, 11:55    
JosieQ

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A joke, a funny story, a sarcastic comment.

A picture?

I'll start!

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Apr 17th, '19, 18:22    
Akili Li

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I don't actually know that many jokes.
Hm.

Now I'm sitting here thinking about jokes. You know how there are a lot of silly "Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes?
Okay, it got me thinking.... I've never seen a chicken actually cross a road. Mostly just wander around the edge of it picking at gravel. So where did those come from?

Anyhow.


Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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to get to the other slide

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Apr 17th, '19, 19:32    
JosieQ

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XD Cute, actually hadn't heard it.

What's blue and smells like red paint?
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Blue paint!

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Apr 17th, '19, 20:30    
Metapod

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JosieQ, your image made me laugh.

Here's a pufferfish video, have your volume on (but not like too loud). Always makes me crack a smile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_MJjweRVU

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Apr 17th, '19, 21:58    
JosieQ

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Ha, weeeeird! Weird creatures. XD

Here's an old lolcat I've always liked:

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Apr 19th, '19, 21:42    
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https://www.cnbc.com/video/2018/12/14/t ... slime.html

I dunno about you, but I think this humanoid unicorn toy that poops is hilarious.

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Apr 19th, '19, 22:35    
Moi

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I don't know if it'll make you laugh, but I remember this thing my grandpa told me when I was a kid.

A guy is driving and he comes up to a stop sign, but he just slows down and keeps going.
This lady cop pulls him over and asks why he didn't stop.
The guy says "Well, I slowed down! What's the difference!"
The lady cop says "I'm going to take my club out and start beating you. Do you want me to slow down or do you want me to stop?

I'm someone that grew up around sarcasm and a bunch of smartasses, so I tend to always have something to say back to people.
It's really hot where I live and your car can turn into a sauna, so we typically open the doors for a bit then get in the car.


Mom: -opens car door- Whew! It's so hot! UB
Me: -opens door- >>
Mom: Wait let it circulate first U8
Me: -just stands there- >>
Mom: Well, get in! U8<
Me: I'm letting it CIRCULATE. Bu
Mom: ...I'm going to smack her <_<

I often talk to animals or talk about animals when I'm out and about.
My sister and I were leaving the store when I saw this bird walking around.

Me: HEY. HEY, BIRD! THIS AIN'T YO PARKING LOT >8U
Sister: YEAH >8u
Bird: -stops- -turns- -walks towards us-
Me: OH GOD IT'S NOT HAVING ANY OF MY SHIT TODAY UB -grabs sister and flees-
Sister: Maybe it was mad because you called it "bird" and its name was Tony 8u


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A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow tree (come find me)
I know you hear me,
I can taste it in your tears."
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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Apr 19th, '19, 22:48    
Akili Li

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Moi your family sounds both terrifying and hilarious.




Hmmmmm, okay I heard this one recently:

What's your favorite thing about Switzerland?
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hard to choose, but the flag is a big plus!

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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Apr 20th, '19, 01:38    
Moi

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Terrifying how u8

My dad is really hilarious. He was moving furniture and backed into a rose bush and got scratched up by thorns, but he kept moving the furniture and said "Ow ow ow ow ow ow UB<"

I once told someone I kneed myself in the face when I tried to kick a can.
They said "Wow! You must be really flexible!" Nope. Not in the slightest xD

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"I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow tree (come find me)
I know you hear me,
I can taste it in your tears."
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 Post subject: Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Apr 20th, '19, 04:39    
Akili Li

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That's a pretty high-level accident if you aren't flexible!

Oh! Okay, I remembered another joke.
Right.
Kind-of remember it.
Give me a moment, it'll come back.


Uh.


Wait, no, I have it now!


What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
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a nervous wreck!

... yeah, okay, I'm really bad with these. >.<

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Earth Gen 18, Light Gen 19, Fire Gen 21, Air/Light/Water Gen 22, Light Gen 23, Earth/Light Gen 25, Darkness Gen 26.
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