Really? Nice! Okay, let me try one more then.



Why can't you explain jokes to a kleptomaniac?

Shadowfall, that pooping unicorn is absolutely freakish. XD I can't believe it, or that they bleeped the "hole" in "butthole" either.

Akili Li, your jokes are super-lame, but hilarious. I liked the Switzerland one haha.

Moi, your talking-to-bird-Tony thing did make me laugh, and I do the same thing.

Reminds me, my fella laughed at me the other day when talking to one of the cats. I do this all the time but usually when he's not home, so it was his first experience with it and he really enjoyed it.

She had lunged at one of the other cats, freaking her out. So I had a conversation with her, because she's very chatty, and it went something like:

(Imagine the cat with her really silly whispery voice, not a proper cat meow at all, because she is ludicrous.)

Me: Don't lunge at poor Trinket like that!
Cat: Mehhh.
Me: Because she doesn't like it.
Cat: Mehhhh.
Me: Because it's scary.
Cat: Mehh.
Me: Well just imagine it was you.
Cat: Mehhh?
Me: You would not like it.
Cat: Meeeh.
Me: No you wouldn't.
Cat: Mehh.
Me: You're just being difficult, you--
Cat: Mehhhh!
Me: Don't interrupt, it's rude!
Cat: Mehh.
Me: Well I don't care if she was looking at you funny.
Cat: Mehh.
Me: No she did not, I saw YOU start it.
Cat: Mehhhhh?
Me: No it's okay, I still love you.
Cat: Mehhh.

Ahhh, she makes it so easy because she answers you every time.

That *is* a funny image. Does the other cat also have a whispery voice or a more normal vocalization?


Let's see, funny things.
I saw a bird trying very determinedly to eat some berries that weren't real berries. They were a sculpture. I'm not sure why the lack of scent and hard texture didn't put this bird off, but he was pretty determined. I found that relatively funny...

The other one's got a kinda baby-meow so you feel really bad for her when she meows like, oh don't bother the baby kitten! But you're like 5 now, you're an adult, quit playing for sympathy!

(Totally works, I feel really bad if she gives me that "I'm a baby" meow and I say awww, it's okay, come heeere!)

Haha, bird. That is weird though, I mean taking one test-peck at them okay but keeping on doing it?

Yeah... my best guess was the bird had gotten drunk eating some overly-ripe/fermented fruit earlier and was not processing correctly...

Here's something that makes me laugh! When I see an item in the Treasure Trove that's part of a set, but I don't want to spend a Fairy Coin on the the whole set, so I put just the one item from it on my wishlist.

And then someone puts that item in the market for a Fairy Coin. A whole coin for the one item, when I didn't want to pay that for the entire set.

Ha ha I laugh every time.

Okay, time for more puns, because I have no good story to regale you with today.



What's the one problem about Ancient History class?




Why did the pirate jump into the sea?

If you were here in person, I would have to hit you.

But okay I did laugh. XD

I'm definitely going to come back here time to time. All of them made me blow air out of my nose, and that means it's some pretty funny business.

Joke:
Bingo! At the Casino