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Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Oct 24th, '20, 15:14
by Leilailla
One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops...
...but Toucan.
Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Oct 24th, '20, 18:45
by ArmyAunt
Early in the thread, Akili Li had a chicken crossing joke. I've seen a lot of those, but one I came up with myself for Florida chickens is:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Spoiler
To prove to the opossum that it can be done.
Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Oct 28th, '20, 02:25
by JosieQ
Leilailla wrote:One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops...
...but Toucan.
We are all dumber for having read that. Worth it.
ArmyAunt, on the topic of your joke:
I love opossums. XD
Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Dec 3rd, '20, 10:01
by CrystalOwl
A piece of pepperoni pizza walks into a bar, the bartender shouts:
“Stop! We don’t serve food here!
“
Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Mar 26th, '21, 02:18
by Beautiful Disaster
Here's my favorite
What's brown and sticky?
Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Mar 27th, '21, 06:26
by scrumpster-
Two men walk into a bar.
"OUCH!" Says the first.
"Who put this bar here?" Says the second.
kinda a bad joke, but it's all I've got
Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Mar 27th, '21, 06:44
by JosieQ
How do you make an electrician cry?
Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Mar 27th, '21, 08:55
by Beautiful Disaster
What did one casket say to the other?
Spoiler
"Is that you coffin'?"
Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Mar 29th, '21, 08:20
by JosieQ
Re: Make Me Laugh.
Posted: Oct 18th, '21, 10:20
by JosieQ
From Garfield Minus Garfield, a hilarious thing what takes Garfield out of Garfield comics so Jon looks insane: