Kingdom of Knuffel

ha ha ha ha, oh, I like that one!

Hm, let's see?


How about an Ogden Nash poem?

"I think that I shall never see
a billboard as lovely as a tree
In fact, unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all"

That one always makes me laugh. True when he wrote it, true now.

Very true! XD I love that one.




What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Boop

That seems about my level of exercise.
>.<

Eh, here's an old one....

Why did the chicken cross the road?

No matter how much you push the envelope

ooooh, that one got me to groan.

Which was a pity, because now the dog knows I'm here (he'd forgotten) and I'll have to go give him some attention. >.<

Not done here, though!

Oh, well.


Hm, quick, let me think of...
Alright, let me make up a limerick.

There was a young knuffel so wild
she made the wuffels look mild
She threw flowers at the king
And proceeded to sing
and had half the kingdom beguiled

Those were awesome! Thank you both. Jokes and limericks. I'm getting spoiled. XD







What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?


I actually had to think about this one for a few seconds....XD

Oh no, not the dog! nice limerick tho


Rayven: You're welcome.
ugggggghh puns

My grandpa has the heart of a lion

That one got dark fast. XD



Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!