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The flying hamster from Chippandoo decided to go for a walk one day. Suddenly, the magic celery stick appeared in front of him! He said,"You shall not pass......gas!" Then the flying hamster ate his feet. "Nooooooooooooooo!" he screamed, and the hamster threw up. Luckily, a street cleaner was coming down the street.The street cleaner whisked away the celery so the hamster could continue. He walked for a while, before realizing he didn't have his lunch! He sneakily looked around, and pounced on an unsuspecting cow. "No free lunches, man." the cow said, and whipped him off with her tail. The hamster was flung into a giant pizza. "Here's a good lunch!" he said, taking a bite of a giant pepperoni. But a well dressed busty giant woman came and started screaming at him for taking her lunch. The hamster fell backward off the pizza and onto a pillow laying on the floor. The woman saw him, and took out a large rainbow mallet. "Don't hurt me! I'm adorable!" yelled the hamster. The giant woman turned into grape jelly, for the hamster had said the magic word. The hamster was delighted at his magical abilities and celebrated by eating the jelly. The hamster filled up with the jelly, getting it stuck in his fur, making him turn sticky and purple. The hamster then rolled all the way into an ironing board, and stuck there. After smelling the jelly on him, a seagull picked him up, ironing board and all. "You smell funny." said the seagull, who was named kip. "Well, you smell fishy." replied the hamster. The seagull was insulted and grabbed the hamster by his neck and threatened to drop him in the sea. "No! I'm still hungry!" he shouted, grabbing the seagull's feet. Unfortunately, a knife whizzed by, and cut off the seagull's feet. Suddenly, the hamster remembered he could fly, and tried to flap his wings. Unfortunately, the jelly made his wings so sticky that he couldn't move them. Fortunately, when he hit the water, he landed on a golden platypus.
Then suddenly he woke up, and he was still falling, but without a platypus.
He landed in the water, which washed off all of the jelly, but it invited cow eating piranhas. "I'm not a cow!" the hamster shouted, but the piranhas ignored him. the piraniahs came closer, and then asked: "do you want to be our friend?"
"Sure." the hamster said, smiling, "Can you gove me a ride to the nearest McDonalds?"
"Of course" the piranhas lied, and then proceded to eat his fur.
"If you were so hungry, I could have bought you some McNuggets!" the hamster whined, shivering in the cold water without his fur.
The piranhas laugh and pointed at him, yelling "Look at the bald hamster!"
"Ill keep warm with a Piranha scale jacket!" the hamster screamed and then he ate all of the piranhas, leaving only the scales. The hamster rubbed what was left of the jelly all over him, and used it to glue the scales to him.
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