~Ne, ne little bitch, I don't know who you think you are or why you think it's okay that you touch my man so freely. Oh, what's that? you've hung out with him ONE time? Congrats, and guess what I SHARE THE SAME BED AS HE DOES. And why is it that you insist on working your way into EVERY single one of my male friend's lives? Yeah, have you noticed how none of them talk to you? I sure have. Enjoy your life, sow.
And to my wonderful man, don't you even dare think your not on my shit list too. You know I wanted to go, and you have an extra ticket.... So are you really gonna say "fuck it" on 45$ all because you don't want to "worry about me"? I'm a big boy assfuck, I can take care of myself. I DON'T need you there holding my hand every step of the way. Have fun at your concert, love. I hope you get your ass beat hard and you know what would be even more fun? If you get arrested!
Don't come crying to your "poor, cute, little" boyfriend when you do. I sure as hell won't bail your ass out.
Much love,
B.B.