I know, they never succeed in scaring me. But this seriously beats the shit out of all of them. Weak!

Lol. That'd make the movie a lot better wouldn't it?
"Yes, turkey delight, please!"

Seriously? Awesome! How big is it?
I could never find shark plushies when I was younger. When I was on holiday in Finland we stopped for gas somewhere, and there was a small shop attached to the gas station, so I walked around a little, and there it was! A bloody bin full of them! I went crazy and dragged my mom to them and demanded she'd buy me one, and so she did. Later in the car I was reading the tag, and I instantly wet myself laughing. It said "Manufactured in Alphen aan den Rijn", which, ironically, is my hometown in Holland. I traveled to the most northern point of Europe to find something I quested for, and apparently the quest had traveled with me. :')

OMG I would have laughed to no end if she actually said that xD

Well it's as long as my elbow-to-wrist and about 3in tall, so kinda small, but I still like it :)
aw that's really cool! :)

Awww that's about the same size as my Holland-Finland one. Lovely. <3

I wonder where it is hanging out now though. >>

You'll probably be cleaning one day and all of a sudden you will see it sitting there lol

This will not happen, due to the following facts:
1. I changed rooms last year and all my stuff has been put into bags and boxes and I never really unpacked, I just gathered new shit. Or it has been packed into a bag before when my dad was getting pissed over my trash again. He hates my plushies. Probably because I have millions of them. Either way, it's not in my current room.
2. I don't clean.

AND WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVEN WANT TO RESEARCH THIS
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... oceedings/

Ha, I'm just like you on that aspect, except I clean my room if I am going to have a sleepover with a friend. But that cleaning usually consists of my shoving everything in my closet 5 minutes before my friend gets there xD

That would be a very boring job

I prefer not to have sleepovers. I'm easily embarrassed. xD

It's a bloody disgusting job

I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend, but really I'm not actually a friend, but I am...

Lovely poem, It made me confused xD

Do you get it now?