HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Hypothetical people.
Aw! You don't annoy me either!
That's lame. I hate when people make no effort to stay connected. It's so easy now a days. You just need to message them sometimes or get on Facebook and chat occasionally. People be lame.
So part of the ceiling in my living room caved in last night... Right on top of the rats' cage. They're so traumatized, but thankfully they're not physically hurt. I watched it come down so I'm pretty traumatized too, honestly.
Now my living room has to be made spotless for the incoming repair people. And tomorrows my birthday! Why can't I catch a break on my birthday!?