Vineda wrote:I'm clumsy enough for people to start talking...
There's three major theories:
1) Stairs are in cahoots with the curb...
2) Wind likes me, but earth is a wind-and-fire fangirl. So they constantly trip me up in hopes wind will lose interest. but wind's on my side and helps me out. So whenever water (the prankster of the lot) feels like an ass and decides to help out earth for a day. Wind and fire band together. Wind makes me some ice so I don't trip (it's weird, but true) and fire just sits back and hides so it doesn't melt the ice...
In the end Wind is just giggling at all the effort Water is putting into it. And fire's waiting for earth to realize that it doesn't like wind but earth itself...
3) this is the theory I find most likely... I'm just cursed with bad juju or karma or whatever you wanna call it... *shrugs*
So you trip alot huh?
You can always consider yourself a dreamer, or dream walker.
You are so caught up in your own inner world that you forget your footing.
I am assuming if you could fly or float, life would be much easier,
which is why you feel wind is your friend, keeps you away from earth.
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