I just re-read our entire thread again. I love Steve and Duncan. I also call you a poop a lot for no reason. If we made one of those artsy word usage diagrams for this thread, "Poop" would be the biggest word.

Hey foreigner. The first thing I did in this event was chuck water at you. You weren't profitable at the time, however.

I was on the leaderboard for a few hours last night. Proudest moment of my young life. Didn't last long.

I chucked water at you while I was rank 2. We are equals now so I'm attacking Firn instead. She hasn't noticed, but I am hopeful.

Good job being briefly notable. I expect you to regain the board.

Oh, I'm retaking the board. Phwoar. Retaking everything. The country. The planet.

It rained on me really hard today. I had to change clothes. Soggy.

I'm sorry you got soggy. Did you otherwise escape intact?

What are your plans for the weekend?

Myself otherwise intact. My belongings, also soggy.

Part of the weekend is still part of boot camp. The other part has some sort of grad student picnic? Free food anyway. Beyond that, I think I'll finally finish putting my apartment in order.

You got plans? Fun? Cats?

Doing anything for Dad's birthday?

I'm glad you are required to socialize in order to obtain free food. You should try to do a little exploring, too.

I will attend the housewarming, and perhaps move my stuff, too. Maybe fencing. Probably cleaning.

Might go see a movie with Dad. Unsure if he has any specific plans.

Have you tried the anti-Dannon establishment's ice cream yet?

I found a piece of paper with Stardew Valley person-item info on it. Do you want it?

Nah, you can ditch the paper. I've maxed my friendship with the townsfolk already.

Haven't tried the dairy that may or may not be in league with Dannon.

They fixed my AC! Replaced it, actually. I'm so happy!

Wow. So now even Dad could turn on your air conditioning without assistance?

We watched Being John Malkovich. It was insane.