Ack, sorry about the email chain, it got unwieldy and I lost track of who I needed to tell what. I'm going to rule no on anything that gives extra starting dice. Sorry. Can't have you guys looking to competent, and I also want to keep things simple. For poor inexperienced Jared, and for poor easily-frazzled-GM me.

Hungary is an excellent choice. If you get random facts about Hungary wrong during gameplay, so much the better. You're mysteriouser that way.

I expect traffic to be bad, but I'm mostly going away from cities, so how bad can it be? Right? Right???

I might take the wooden leg anyway. Unless you think another injury would be more appropriate to an encounter with the supernatural gone wrong? I was a poor, inexperienced young occultist and things got out of hand. The outcome also led to my move to London (things were getting hairy in Budapest), and is related to how I met my current (senior) partner in the Slightly Disreputable Bookdealing business.

There is a chance I already put too much thought into my backstory. But now you don't get to read it. Boo.

I will plan to get every random fact about Hungary wrong, then.

It'll probably be fine. There's never too much traffic on the interstate in that direction.

I forgot my little piiiiiiie.

Important: Do you know if Dad is happy with his current nose hair trimmer? Please respond ASAP.

Done with NaNo yet?

Yep. Also your Oreos. Dad ate the pie and I am eating the Oreos.

I have heard zero complaints concerning the nose hair trimmer. He seems content.

Why you ask such hurtful questions? Why?

When are you coming back? How long are you staying? Aren't your finals starting next week or something?

Do you want an Adv3nture product? Dad is very happy with the jacket, and the hoodies have been very good so far. Discount is through tomorrow only.

I left the Oreos on purpose. You are welcome to them.

Why aren't you answering such hurtful questions? Why? Finish and then there will be no need for pain.

My only final is on the 11th, so I will be back sometime after that. I will probably stay until New Year's.

The hoodies are super great, but I don't know that the jacket would fill a necessary niche for me. It looks too warm to serve as a light jacket. Are those the only options?

Good. I am enjoying them.

I think you inferred my answer. I can only write so fast.

Don't you have any research to do? Slacker. But you can read articles anywhere, so you might as well stay home. Forever.

Dad claims it is warm but not too warm. Unsure. Would you be interested in a second hoodie? Then you can wear them all the time without looking like a stinky hobo. And yes, those are the only two worthwhile products. You can check their website, if you like.

Heck, if I wanted to, I could take all my fossils and my microscope home with me, and no one would ever be the wiser. Unless I lost them. Then, at some point, someone would be wiser, and it would not be me.

A second hoodie would be spiffy. Is the offer still good? I would love the TRIPLE BLACK CLASSIC. You will be repaid in either money, food, or inspirational speeches, your choice, some time in the month of December.

I feel like I'm still recovering from using caffeine to power through the drive home. I drank 2/3 of a bottle of Sunkist and felt like I took cocaine. I could see time and hear Coral's thoughts.

Would you have to pay for them, or would you be charged with stealing from the university? Important question to consider.

What size do you want? They currently have Small, Women's Small and Women's Extra Small in stock. Reply promptly if you want them to live.

... Sunkist. You had every caffeinated thing available to you and you chose Sunkist.
What did time look like? What was Coral thinking about?

Technically the fossils are part of John's collection, so... I don't know? Maybe both. There's a whole world of legal repercussions of which I know nothing. What would happen if you stole specimens from your lab?

What size is the one I have now? I don't have it with me to check. I really like the fit of that one and it is flattering and comfy and such.

I don't like the taste of most caffeinated beverages! Sunkist was the only caffeinated orange I could find!
Time looked a lot like a highway at night with an unrealistic number of Florida license plates; also, it looked like the inside of my skull, and a bit like an experimental German music video. Coral was thinking about the horrors of morality and of being stuck in a cage with nothing but a cat box and her own beautiful voice for company.

Some of them, no one would care because they are old and useless. If they were mine, no one would care except me. If they were under a biohazard permit, there might be legal repercussions. If it was someone else's research, I think they would also have legal recourse, but it might involve ordering me to give them back.

I have no records of the sizes. I can't even find the old email chain.

Have you seen Aesthetic Perfection's music videos? Was it like that? Watch "Never Enough" if you need an example.
I thought she had given up on yowling. Did she get a yowl reboot?