Hahaha, that would be funny!

Transformer pranks... mechanical skills required....

Non-transformers machines aren't sentient, so they're not 'alive', no need for stasis eh? c':

and yeah that happens, in both canon and fanfic haha

Like two guys once pranked a Medic by glueing all his tools together, and he got them back (way later to not raise suspicion) by having them come in for a routine check-up and have them wake up bright pink.

Hahaha, that must have been a super funny scene! :D

It was, cause one of them was a very vain mech so the reaction was fierce to say the least c':

some mechs also just have out there paintjobs to begin with. One of my favourite characters rocks flame decals ~ and he rocks them well

he also went through a bad feels period in which he had himself painted blue/purple to show it. Mechs also paint red lines under their optics (eyes) and paint their Autobot/Decepticon badge grey when they're in mourning for another example of paintjobs etc being used as a form of expression.

That sounds really interesting. I bet there's a lot you can do in terms of selfexpression if you can just paint all over yourself :)

Yeah and use any colour or pattern or such, you can make some really pretty things! c:

I'd go for a nice shiny lilac cx

Oh, yes! :)
I'd probably go for a deep burgundy or something like that :)

Ooh yeah that's a pretty colour too c:

what alt-mode would you like, car, plane, bike, boat,...? :P

I'd love to be a jet/plane, pretty wings cx

Well, I'd love to be a (steam) train, if I can have that :D Although driving on rails is probably impractical...
A plane sounds good, too!