I firmly associate glitter with David Bowie's character Jareth from the movie Labyrinth, so every time someone mentions glitter I start wondering where Skeep the cross-dressing Goblin is.
This is all from following a comic called "Girls Next Door" (Christine from Phantom of the Opera and Sarah from Labyrinth go to college and are roommates and commiserate over having stalkers that people ship them with) which is done by an artist whose style of plotting makes me giggle.
link here, for the curious
(that goes to the deviantart page; I don't know how complete the previous/next buttons are for just following the GND comic; I usually save the pages once she posts them so I can read them in order. Pity so many of the characters are copyrighted, because I'd buy the book if she were able to publish it)