I was always called a smartass and my parents would say "She didn't get that from me \>8U/"
I in fact got it from both of them.
This one time, I went to get into the car and:
Me: -opens door- 8u
Mom: Leave the door open and let the air circulate 8U/
Me: -stands there- >>
Mom: Well, get in the car! 8U
Me: I'm letting it CIRCULATE. Bu
Mom: I'm going to kick her ass >BU
Some people say sarcasm isn't funny or at least it's very low tier funny.
I think a lot of people are just bad at it.
As I said, I speak monotone a lot and rarely make expressions so it's easy to fool people into believing stuff.
I remember my sister seeing a bag of detergent with a picture of a seal on it.
She asked if they used seals to make it.
I said yes and that they take baby seals and grind them up into powder and go through a process and eventually become detergent.
She believed me.
I had to tell her I was joking.
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